January 2012
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The krabby patty formula is ██████ ██████ ██████
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When girls walk with their butt sticking out and...
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Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
watch me get nothing..
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WatchWatch
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December 2011
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Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you fine than a muh'fucker.
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01/01/2012,12:01AM
urblogsuxhaha: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
Dec 31st
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Spongebob Ice cream.
pantsareunwelcome: Expectations: Reality: THIS
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I always wondered why I look better in front of...
h0ld-0nn: yourveryownhidingplace: waiting-for-the-tardis: moraniarty: Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.  Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way....
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Facebook Friend Requests
Old friend sends you a request: Some hot person sends you a request: ENEMY sends you a request: Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request: 10 year old sends you a request: Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Dec 28th
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What I hate about being a girl :
asteezzy: Periods Period cramps Sore boobs Mood swings Picking out outfits for the day Styling hair after showering Having a hard time running cause of your tits bounces everywhere Making sure you don’t get pregnant Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason Make sure you don’t get raped when you walk into a alleyway  Having pedophiles hit on you Oh, and fancying the fuck...
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