December 2011
227 posts
Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you fine than a muh'fucker.
01/01/2012,12:01AM
urblogsuxhaha:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
Spongebob Ice cream.
pantsareunwelcome:
Expectations:
Reality:
THIS
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
h0ld-0nn:
yourveryownhidingplace:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
moraniarty:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way....
Facebook Friend Requests
Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
What I hate about being a girl :
asteezzy:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore boobs
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits bounces everywhere
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped when you walk into a alleyway
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to...
Nothing because I’m fucking single.
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